D-E-L-L C-A-S-T-A-W-A-Y S-O-S on bended knee, i ask please help me?

So i bought a dell inspiron 546s best computer wal mart had, in retrospect yes, a cheesy place to buy a computer but with a grand and on a whim i did, Oh it was beautiful though... trust me, i let the x keep my car i got out with the dell lol... to me i won. The car was a, anyways the place i moved to required
wireless so i bought a pci card all was well a month happened my x had to make herself an admin account with a pw that was taking up space and i didnt like
her mug on my accounts screen so i reformatted i didnt know what i was really seeing but what was happening was a side by side format it jumps from 0 - 100%
complete never actually copying a file from disk i did notice the loss of it orignal luster no more office (that 1 was left) its factory dell apperance was gone left with vista sp2 pro defaults the resolution wasnt okay but i said you know i still got wwhat i need i can deal... so a month in its asking for a realtek driver and the wireless signal drops i put in the factory disc and its got 8100 its asking for the realtek 8xxx i call around a few places my w/l provider tells me try DriverWhiz only 50$ so i wait to get signal to get online and make it happen fast as could be after it installed it worked fine but not soon after bought in 7/09 the end of that story was 09/09 this is also when i called dell support also noticed i qualified for windows 7 ...i tried and was told the next part over and over numerous times the reason i try again after my previous 2 attempts (again before win7 offer expired) is that in october ;11 my copy of vista broke..... i have insane hacked malware on my machine to the point of ppl knew my email pws! but it light of recent events what i was just told an hour ago explains everything.... every time i called tech support they told me: this is not a valid code you must be mistaken, email support wrote 3 mails and ignores me...i wasnt rude, but i insisted im no fool, i kept the reciept!!! but sometimes im treated like i just dont know where the label is if this helps......i can in fact READ! furthermore, 10 seconds of remote admin and the support app could show anyone it exists! well hours on the phone with dell with wall mart wal mart tells me "weve done all we can for you" is that a good thing idk but i was finally told over the phone" wait 24 hours for wal mart to respondand then fill out an ownership transfer claim....i honestly do not know
so regular registration tells me this: 

Registration CompleteThis PC has already been registered. If you need to update your information, please use the Ownership Transfer Form located at http://www.dell.com/support.

 

and lastly chat with tech support tells me

Dell Chat Our records indicate that your service tag belongs to a system that was purchased outside the United States. If you believe you’ve received this ‘out of region’ messaging in error, please confirm you’ve entered your service tag correctly. For example, try using the number 0 vs. the letter O or the letter B vs. the number 8 . Try Chat Again If you would like to check for access to Chat support in the country where you purchased your Dell system, visit the Global Chat Directory for links by country Traveling outside your home country with a Dell laptop that is included in the Dell International Services Program? Click here to find support and service resources for your destination country.

abolutly wonderful now i just talked to the elevated customer support who just told me where to get the order number that he himself cannot proceed without QVC home shopping network.......Those funky drivers via my updates recieved WERE FOREIGN DRIVERS!!!!!!!i  now any techie here knows why foreign network drivers are bad bad bad yes i am the neigborhoods local wifi i even talk to phones...... the newer drivers are never ever applicable datasafe backup no good..... i have so many ports open..... ik i have 2 locales.... i see loads of duetche kaspersky does too finds loads of eresuyt.de stuff lol remarkable to its namesake esset does too only after a fresh install anymore tho the wrong person used the "library" checksums arent okie doke anymore  what bugs me most being that. when does this become a national security threat and somehow i see the kremlin in my mind I LIVE IN BAKERSFIELD (least my ip says)! like where tom hanks sail came from in castaway and moskau's where the movie started  I was forgotten for sure and the pinnacle of my experience with dell: lies here:::