I'm guessing no can or is willing to help me.

What do I do now? Throw my Alienware out? 

Hello.... is any one out there who knows something or cares enough to help?

I attempted a system restore via the above Advanced options screen, that lead me no where.

Also attempted System Image Recovery... nothing.

Uninstall updates, wouldn't work. 

Startup Repair did nothing.

I don't know what UEFI Firmware Settings are nor do I understand Command Prompt.

Please, can someone help?