Hi fatbutfair,

Thanks for posting.  Apologies that you feel you can't post your issue in the Forums.

Depending on the question, perhaps I may be able to help.  Please feel free to contact me by Private Message and I'll see what I can do.  
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fatbutfair,

You can send me a Private Message here on the forum with your question if you choose. Below is the link to email support.

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