youre a freak.  how about just using your machine and not worrying about how it looks.  did your mother complain to god that you had a white border on your head when you were born?  no she just had to deal with the fact that her gene pool was weak and she'd have to deal with having to raise you despite all your flaws. 

worst case, at least you have the option to return your machine.  was your mother so lucky? i think not...